There's a Web site that gives well-known facts about Chuck Norris. Here's just one for example: Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. Well in honor of the tri-state's very own local legend-in-the-making, Jay Bruce, we should come up with some Jay Bruce facts. It's absolutely ridiculous what Bruce is doing. He just jacked another HR tonight.

Here's my Top Ten Jay Bruce facts...
--The Cincinnati Reds are going to change their name from the Reds to the Bruces to honor Jay Bruce, providing he allows them to do so.
--Curveballs don't break toward Jay Bruce, they break away from him, out of fear of him.
--Jay Bruce doesn't swing his bat. The ball merely flies (FAR) away from him.
--Jay Bruce doesn't steal second. Second base comes to him.
--Jay Bruce doesn't commit errors in the field. Official score keepers know better than to rule any play he touches an error.
--Jay Bruce didn't choose to wear the #32 jersey, the jersey chose to be honored by being worn by Jay Bruce.
--The Reds do not need to rename GABP to honor Jay Bruce because Jay Bruce is already a Great American and it's HIS Ballpark. 
--The warning track is going to have to be renamed because no one warns Jay Bruce without consequences.

--Jay Bruce doesn't have to call "I got it" in the outfield, it's a given that he's going to get it.

 --The Hall of Fame is going to have to close because it's not truly a Hall of Fame until Jay Bruce gets enshrined.