NASCAR promised me a race. At 10 p.m. they said it would start at 11. At 11, midnight was the start time, then 1 a.m. and finally two in the morning. Like any loyal fan, I stayed up, not wanting to miss any racing action. When 2 a.m. rolled around, what did I get? I got a 30-second interruption of an episode of Whacked Out Sports that I was forced to suffer through, telling me that the race is being run tomorrow at 1 p.m Now I will go to work with less than four hours of sleep and I'll miss the race anyway. Not cool NASCAR.
How long does it take to get to California from Cincinnati? Brian France and I need to have a talk.