In case anyone was paying attention more to sports this weekend than popular culture, I would just like to point out that Kirsten Haglund, the new Miss America, is a local smokeshow.  For all you horndogs on the UC campus, she is a music major on your campus (not that she'll be stepping foot on that campus again for at least the next year....maybe ever).   But look at it this way, at least she will be more attainable than the Australian Open Women's Finalists.  Wow.

Good Luck.