Its been some time since I last posted anything on here, but I couldn't let what I watched today go without getting it out. As I left church this morning I was hurrying to get home to catch some of the pregame on ESPN before my beloved Bengals took the field in Baltimore. I was pumped for the new season to begin. Even with the way the preseason played out and with how abysmal the offense looked in all four "pointless" games, I figured that couldn't truly carry over to the beginning of the regular season right? WRONG!
It was a travesty what I watched today! The Bengals made the Ravens looked like the New Orleans Saints offense. Granted the defense for the Bengals wasn't the main problem, but they made some of the worst defensive plays I've seen in years. The 40+ yard double reverse that Mark Clayton ran in for a TD was a joke! Not only should Derrick Mason have been tackled before he handed the ball off to Clayton, but then to watch Clayton scamper here and there and back again on his way to the endzone had me reaching for my clicker to check out the Saints/Bucs game that was on FOX. Out of shear morbid curiosity and stupidity I did change back to the Bengals game only to see Joe "Big Bird" Flacco put the Bengals' defense back on its heels somehow and end up running in a score that should have never happened. I wanted to get sick!
The Bengals' offense was non-existent. Where was Chad Ocho Cinco or Johnson or whatever he has to be called (because Reebok won't make his Ocho Cinco jersey unless he buys back all the ones the ones they distributed with Johnson on the back)? Where the hell was TJ? Why the hell can't Bob Bratkowski get creative on offense and, oh, I don't know, pass on first down for a change! Attempting to establish the run late in the fourth quarter is just ludicrous. Just when I had given up on the game altogether, Jonathan Joseph picks up a fumble and runs it in for a TD to cut the score to within seven. I should have known that was just a glimmer of hope that would be vanquished once the offense took the field again.
The offense made the Ravens' defense look like the one they had during their Super Bowl season. The defense did all they could to hold the Raven's offense, or whatever you want to call it, but they gave up two boneheaded scores that made the difference in the game. The worst play of the game you ask? The Bengals had the ball in the fourth quarter I believe it was. It was 4th and about one. For whatever reason Bratkowski thought Chris Perry was a power back and asked him to run it up the middle only to be stuffed and lose a yard, thus turning the ball over on downs. Why not be CREATIVE and do a play action pass over the top to TJ or Ocho Cinco or Ben Utecht even? Imagination is seriously lacking in the offense and the defense just doesn't play smashmouth football the way it should be played. Keith Rivers should have been eating Flacco for lunch all day, but I can probably count on my one big hand how many times the team blitzed.
If the loss wasn't bad enough, I was getting so tired of the announcers, Rich Gannon and some other guy I can't remember, slurping up Flacco all day long! All I heard all day was Flacco this and Flacco that. They even showed the guy's family in the crowd! Are you kidding me?! A D-II player from Delaware got mentioned more today than Palmer, Ocho Cinco and even Jessica Simpson in the Cowboys game, that's when you know the announcers have absolutely nothing to talk about. Flacco had a decent game, but he didn't set the world on fire by any means. I wouldn't be surprised if he's not the starting QB in Baltimore come the end of the season, but odds are he will unless he gets hurt, otherwise the Ravens wouldn't have spent a first round pick on him this year. Flacco may turn out to be a decent QB, but we'll have to see how he does against tougher teams down the road like the Giants and the Cowboys. But based on how the announcers sounded today, this guy is the second coming of Joe Montana or Brett Favre.
Back to the Bungles to wrap this up. Before their bye week in week eight, they face the Titans, Giants, Browns, Cowboys, Jets and Steelers. Is an 0-7 start to the season possible? With that schedule, yeah, I'd say it is. If that does happen, you can bet on Marvin Lewis being out of a job by mid-season, if not before then.
I was hoping to have a relaxing day watching Bengals football and a Bengals win with my newborn son. Sadly I should have followed his lead and taken a nap instead of watching what turned out to be one of the worst Bengals games I've ever watched. After watching the Bearcats get knocked back down to earth on Saturday a Bengals' win would have helped heal those wounds. Too much to ask, I know. Would have been nice if the team would have showed up at all though. It may only be one game, but that was enough to knock some people off the bandwagon, if one even exists anymore. Me, I'm still sticking with them. Guess I'm a glutton for punishment. (Please bounce back UC!)