Happy birthday to WHOOOO!!!

by Adam Bartel 2/25/2008 8:59:00 PM

If you want to feel really old today, then you'll love hearing this: Nature Boy Ric Flair turns 59 today!  Yes, the man you used to spend your Saturday mornings watching on various WCW or WWF/WWE wrestling shows is now just three years away from receiving early retirement payments from Social Security.

So how will you remember the legacy of the greatest wrestler to ever be compared to a Disneyland attraction?  Will it be for his collection of world titles (which varies somewhere between 16 and 92 depending on which source you're using)?  For showing his Coppertone tan more than any other wrestler in recorded history?  For the way his blond locks seemed to absorb his own blood worse than a school of sea sponges?  How about his maverick style of using the left-foot-over-right-leg figure four leglock, as opposed to the accepted Greg Valentine variety figure four (don't even get me started on Tito Santana's pansy-ass figure four)?  You gotta walk that aisle?  To be the man, you got to beat the man?  Or maybe his recent foray into political endorsements, when he threw his weight behind republican presidential primary candidate Mike Huckabee?

However you remember him, go up to someone close to you and give them a little backhanded slap to the chest.  If they're good people, they'll let out a big "Whoo!!".  If not, you don't want to be hanging around anyone like that.

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Niners interested in Justin Smith

by Dan Clasgens 2/25/2008 6:22:00 PM

The 49ers are reportedly interested in Bengals' DE Justin Smith, according to the team's website.   The Bengals opted to place the franchise tag on offensive lineman Stacey Andrews last week, allowing Smith to become an unrestricted free agent. San Francisco is reportedly interested in free agent to be and "were working on the deal last night."

San Fran has also expressed serious interest in the Bears' Lance Briggs and there have been recent talks about the 49ers tampering. Now, comes news of them talking with Justin Smith, tampering once again.

The Bears filed the charge against San Francisco. Chicago claims that the 49ers engaged in contract discussions with Briggs during last season after a trade fell through at the October deadline. If the Niners are found guilty, they could face a fine and/or lose a draft choice. Tampering quietly goes on every year, but new commish Roger Goodell could begin the crackdown now.

With all the talks off the 49ers being interested in both Smith and Briggs you would have to believe the team is seriously considering scrapping the 3-4 altogether and going to the 4-3 defense.

As for the Bengals, they may have to get use to life without Justin Smith. The former first round pick would likely command $10-12 million to in a long-term deal to stay in Cincinnati.

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NASCAR: Wet and Stupid

by Jeremy Fischer 2/25/2008 12:49:00 PM

NASCAR officials need to review their inclement weather policy after what took place yesterday at the Auto Club 500 in Fontana, California.  Currently, there only seems to be one rule:  Get in the race on Sunday at all costs.

It rained a ton this weekend in Fontana.  The rain also unloaded on the track again several hours before the race was to begin.  Once the rain let up, all parties agreed, including the drivers, that the race could be gotten in yesterday if two things occured:  1) NASCAR dried the track sufficiently, paying special attention to weepers (seeping of water through cracks in the track) that are notorious at Auto Club Speedway (formerly California Speedway), and 2) No more rain came down.

Neither happened.

In thier zeal to get the race in yesterday no matter the cost, NASCAR didn't take the time after they dried the track to make a double-check to see if the infamous weepers were rearing their ugly heads.  Well not until they allowed the drivers to do that for them, at least.

You guessed it.  As soon as the cars got to moving, and the green flag flew, the weepers kicked in and massive puddles were created on the track.  The puddles were big enough to be seen on the television coverage at one point, and even those of us without HD could see them.  Naturally, several cars ran through the water, spun out, hit the wall, and were out of the race within the first 20 laps.   (Remember:  NASCAR mandates that the tires on the cars have no tread.  They are known as 'slicks'.  Appropriately titled for yesterday). 

It was only after Casey Mears had an incident with the weeper puddles, whereby his car ended up on its roof, did the NASCAR officials red flag the race and decide to take care of the problem. Anyone ever heard of the word "proactive"?  NASCAR knew that this track in particular has had this problem in the past when it rains, yet didn't take the extra time to monitor the situation before the race began

Listen, we all understand the issues at hand here.  If you cancel the race and run it on Monday, you lose a signficant portion of your television audience, it makes your revenue sponsors unhappy, it all ties into money.  We get it.

But shouldn't the safety of the drivers come before the money guys?  I mean, isn't this the very same organization that spent millions on research in order to develop what eventually became known as the Head And Neck Safety restraint (HANS)?  They did that only in response their most popular driver, Dale Earnhart, dying on the track.  Is it going to take somebody else, like maybe Dale's son, Dale Earnharnt, Jr., succumbing to the same fate before they re-evaluate their inclement weather policy (assuming there is one, and there is serious debate of that after yesterday)?

After Earnhardt, Jr. was collected in the aforementioned Mears crash, he had this to say, "The track's real dirty and everybody's sliding around.  The track ain't ready today.  The track's dirty, and this was a bad move."  Denny Hamlin was the first car to tangle with the weepers, "...we should not be racing on that racetrack right now.  I hit a slick spot and my car took off.  I hit a wet spot and I'm not going to be the last."  The Casey Mears incident happened just a few laps later.

The sad part of all this is that this a problem, unlike on-track collisions, that is easily rectifiable:  Get tires with tread.  Period.

NASCAR teams have the world's best engineers continually developing new engines that can generate 10 more horsepower than ever before, or get 10 more miles per gallon than ever before, and conversely, NASCAR itself has some of the world's best engineers to oversee the team's engineers and make sure they aren't cheating.  You're telling me with all that MENSA-like brain power involved, NASCAR can't come up with a set of tires with tread that can run on wet surfaces?  Seriously?

The Car of Tomorrow (COT) debuted at several tracks last season.  This season it has become the Car of Today, as it will be run at all tracks.  Before that car design ever hit a single track in testing, NASCAR asked Goodyear (the exclusive tire provider) to come up with a tire with new rubber compounds that will allow the car to run properly.  They did this because the COT has some design features that had never before been used on a stock car (mainly a rear wing).  Goodyear got right on it.  As of this writing, there have been no significant problems with tires on the COT.

You're telling me that Goodyear can invent new molecular compound structures for tires, but they can't figure out how to put tread on a racing tire that allows these stock cars to run on wet surfaces?

The old argument to all of this has always been that it doesn't matter anyway because the cars don't have windshields that are made of glass, therefore they can't have windshield wipers.  Without wipers they'll never be able to run in the rain. 

Pardon the pun, but that doesn't float.

You don't, and shouldn't run these cars in the rain itself.  You wait for the rain to stop completely, then give the crew a few minutes to install the "rain tires" and away you go.  You don't have to waste time even bothering to dry the track because the cars have tires that can handle the wet surface.  Or, if it makes NASCAR feel better, they can have a reduced drying time, get the track somewhat dry and send them out.  Either way, it's less time for the fans to wait during the delay, the cars are safer on the track, and NASCAR can keep their hell-bent way of attempting to get races in on Sunday.

It doesn't take a genius, or a NASCAR engineer, to figure that out.

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Ball could still bounce UK's way

by Bret Sims 2/25/2008 9:46:00 AM

No-one is openly saying the Cats have a chance but wishful thinking and crossed fingers have everyone in the Wildcat nation hoping the ball bounces their way this week and if it does it could completely change a season that was written off as a total bust in December.

Kentucky trails Tennessee by two games in the SEC Eastern Division. 

Tennessee is coming off a huge win over Memphis on Saturday night and might be primed for an upset themselves when they have to travel to Vanderbilt where the Commodores haven't lost at home this year and have pummeled their opponents.

Kentucky needs to get past Ole Miss who seems to have lost their ability to even dribble the ball as of late and a win would set up a game in Knoxville on Sunday against the Vols for UK where if they were to win they would be tied for first.

Will it happen?  Probably not but at least UK fans have a reason to be exited in March when in December it looked like the season was a complete loss.

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GSI Mock Draft: Round 14

by Jim Humbert 2/25/2008 9:16:00 AM

The decisions are getting tougher as we wrap up the fourteenth round of the Mock Draft. Some owners opt for the experience of a veteran while others are willing to roll the dice on some younger guys. We had a little bit of both in this round. Take a look:

ROUND 1 | ROUND 2 | ROUND 3 | ROUND 4 | ROUND 5 | ROUND 6 | ROUND 7
ROUND 8 | ROUND 9 | ROUND 10 | ROUND 11 | ROUND 12 | ROUND 13

157) HUMBERT #2 - Manny Corpas, RP, COL

158) POLKING - Placido Polanco, 2B, DET

159) WETZEL - J.J. Hardy, SS, MIL

160) BOLTON - Derek Lowe, SP, LAD

161) BARTEL - Kelvim Escobar, SP, LAA

162) DINSMORE - Ryan Garko, 1B, CLE

163) MUEHLENKAMP - Michael Bourn, OF, HOU

164) FISCHER - Jeremy Hermida, OF, FLA

165) HUMBERT #1 - Ivan Rodriguez, C, DET

166) MURDICO - Ken Griffey Jr., OF, CIN

167) SIMONS - Kevin Youkilis, 1B/3B, BOS

168) CLASGENS - Phillip Hughes, SP, NYY

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Sexual harrassment or basketball fundamentals?

by Bret Sims 2/25/2008 7:02:00 AM

Did anyone catch the interview between Erin Andrews and Tennessee coach Bruce Pearl at halftime on Saturday night in the Memphis - Tennessee basketball game?

Andrews asked Pearl why Chris Lofton hadn't scored in the first half and without hesitation Pearl grabbed her around the waist and made a pelvic thrust into her saying something along the lines of "Because the defenders are bodying up on him like this."

At the end of the game the interview was a little weird as you could tell that Andrews was concerned about receiving another pelvic thrust, er..demonstration of bodying up.  Pearl finished the interview by saying "Glad to have you on board." to which Andrews responded "Thanks for having me."  What did that mean?

So did we witness another situation where someone in power sexually harrassed a female anchor? 

Does Joe Namath telling the female anchor that she was cute and he wanted to kiss her during MNF come to mind?

Your thoughts or comments?

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Thanks For Nothing NASCAR

by Brian Polking 2/25/2008 2:07:00 AM

NASCAR promised me a race. At 10 p.m. they said it would start at 11. At 11, midnight was the start time, then 1 a.m. and finally two in the morning. Like any loyal fan, I stayed up, not wanting to miss any racing action. When 2 a.m. rolled around, what did I get? I got a 30-second interruption of an episode of Whacked Out Sports that I was forced to suffer through, telling me that the race is being run tomorrow at 1 p.m Now I will go to work with less than four hours of sleep and I'll miss the race anyway. Not cool NASCAR.

How long does it take to get to California from Cincinnati? Brian France and I need to have a talk.

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How Many Miles Is This Race?

by Brian Polking 2/25/2008 1:26:00 AM

It is about 1:30 in the morning, and I am still awake, waiting to watch the end of the Auto Club 500. Coverage started at 3:30 in the afternoon and since only 87 of 250 laps are complete, this race will take at least 12 hours to run. At this point, I have no choice but to stay up until the end. It's like staying out late in the race on old tires. I've already committed and there's no turning back now. I can handle the lack of sleep, but I'm starting to worry that I will have to leave for work before the checkered flag waves. Whatever happens in the final 163 laps, I have to commend NASCAR and FOX for some very entertaining hours of rain delay coverage.

Bad jokes, interviews with every driver and crew chief that could be found and a 30-minute conversation about the pinewood derby were some of the highlights, but nothing could top the quest to find a name for FOX's newest piece of technology - Gopher Cam. For those that aren't as obsessed with NASCAR as I am, Gopher Cam is an in-ground camera that shows the cars running over the top of it. Everytime there is a shot from the in-ground camera, a goofy gopher graphic appears on the screen. Kyle Busch won the contest, naming the graphic Skid.

As far as I am concerned, the graphic should just be called stupid like all the other weird graphics that go along with NASCAR television coverage these days. There is no way that these things attract new fans and they only annoy the die-hard ones. The Aaron's Lucky Dog can go the way of Old Yeller. We don't need thermo-cam. I already saw that in Predator. Don't even get me started on Draft Boost. The glowing aura around the cars, looks like something out of Star Trek. 

Well, I've killed some time and the race should go green soon. Before I go though, I have one last question. Does Tom Cruise know he was never an actual racecar driver? I mean, I got a tear in my eye when Cole Trickle pulled into victory lane at the Daytona 500, but Days of Thunder wasn't even that great and certaintly doesn't give him enough street cred to walk around the pits talking NASCAR. Now if he had been in Stroker Ace, it would be a different story.

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